Ok this might make you lol its a little tragic but humorous all the same.
Just got of the phone with old friend I haven't talked to in long time.
He got news about the car crash and called to see what was up.
Anyway during the conversation he told me this tail.
His girl friend and him got this gag gift on his last birthday. It was one
of those butt candle alarm clocks. If you have never seen one its just
a candle with time markings on it. with instructions on how to use.
needless to say butt candle should tell you alot.
So they were board one night started playing around with the camera.
being adventurous they thought they take pics of it in use.
first thing was a little lube but I guess some lubricants are better
off not being used. Think you know where this is going?
Well as they was filming he of coarse had to light the candle.
then it happens. His girl friend farted! lol He said they really are flammable.
(She is ok)
The candle blew out of her butt landing one the bed and catching it on fire.
she kind of freaked out ran a called 911. He tried to smother the flams
with the blankets and at first made matters worst but got the firer out.
He said it was lots of fun explaining to the fire dept.
He also refused to post the film in fear of life. Im still laughing.
Just got of the phone with old friend I haven't talked to in long time.
He got news about the car crash and called to see what was up.
Anyway during the conversation he told me this tail.
His girl friend and him got this gag gift on his last birthday. It was one
of those butt candle alarm clocks. If you have never seen one its just
a candle with time markings on it. with instructions on how to use.
needless to say butt candle should tell you alot.
So they were board one night started playing around with the camera.
being adventurous they thought they take pics of it in use.
first thing was a little lube but I guess some lubricants are better
off not being used. Think you know where this is going?
Well as they was filming he of coarse had to light the candle.
then it happens. His girl friend farted! lol He said they really are flammable.
(She is ok)
The candle blew out of her butt landing one the bed and catching it on fire.
she kind of freaked out ran a called 911. He tried to smother the flams
with the blankets and at first made matters worst but got the firer out.
He said it was lots of fun explaining to the fire dept.
He also refused to post the film in fear of life. Im still laughing.
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